rating SoL stages on how much i'd want to visit them (1-8)

remember my creative post ideas from the fandom? yeah i'm doing that again

Earthshaker - 0/10 endless earthquake
Return of Terror - 0/10 terror... i thought you were dead... how have you returned...
Sunset Blues - 9/10 yep sounds amazing
Melancholy Damp - 3/10 well this sucks
Bouncy Park - 10/10 hell yeah boing boing haha yeahhh
Gentle Smile - 5/10 :)
Guardian of the Ranch - 6/10 ranch dressing is overrated
Sleeping Lion - 8/10 no amount of maul-me-to-deathability will make me dislike sleeping cats

Nyandalucia - 10/10 car land :3
Paella Field - 8/10 i like seafood
Flamenco Hole - 4/10 T H E   H O L E
Sangria River - 5/10 one million beers
Gazpacho Highland - 2/10 why would anyone willingly eat could soup
Churros Night - 10/10 FUCK YEAH
Bone Dry Gardens - 1/10 oh
Tapas Desert - 6/10 on one hand desert but on the other hand tapas

Chondroitin Sandhill - 6/10 uhhh idk sand castles
Sesamin Ruins - 4/10 ruins are boring as hell why would anyone pay to go there
Isoflavone Cave - 5/10 google tells me this has something to do with estrogen
Catechin Hill - 8/10 google tells me THIS has something to do with green tea and chocolate so i fw that
Lycopene Sunset - 9/10 gives stuff red colors AND sunset so peak music listening experience
Propolis Oasis - 3/10 google tells me this is made of bee saliva so i'm not drinking from there
Peptide Snowfield - 7/10 idc about chemistry but snow is cool
Hyaluronan Mountain - 6/10 depends can i climb it can i ski it can i not fall off and break my skull

Premature Launch - 5/10 don't leave without me guys
Deep Ocean Blue - 6/10 kind of a 50 50 because on one hand there might be lemon shar but on another hand i might die from the pressure and also drowning
Mermaid Cove - 8/10 eight out of ten
Chaos Lagoon - 2/10 i mean, chaos
Playing Pirates - 7/10 yarr
Fisherman's Dilemma - 5/10 i don't fw thinking
Seaweed Shallows - 8/10 seaweed? nori? sushi? sign me up
Salty is Seawater - 7/10 so just a regular sea then

Lovely Minerals - 7/10 minecraft
Shapely Caverns - 7/10 mine
Enticing Tunnels - 8/10 craft
Squishy Hollows - 8/10 pretty comfortable i think
Twin Peaks - 7/10 right so basically
Thriller Bridge - 8/10 is this like a bridge owned by michael jackson

Gunman's Dawn - 2/10 i would appreciate not being shot at
Cowboy Haven - 3/10 i would like not being shot at
Wanted Night - 2/10 am i the wanted one
Macaroni Town - 10/10 im eating yalls buildings
Wandering Traveler - 4/10 seems kinda sketchy
Disappointed Guard - 2/10 what'd i do man
Cowboy Mountain - 1/10 see if i survive being shot at i probably fall off and break my skull anyway
Rodeo Night - 6/10 uhmmm travis scott

Red Tuna Coast - 8/10 tuna? maguro? sushi? sign me up
Fresh Wharf - 7/10 A. are there fish B. can they be made into sushi C. sign me up
Blue Ocean - 9/10 100% chance of lemon shar because it's not deep this time, now i just have to not drown
Carapaccio Waters - 5/10 looked it up, ts does NOT look appetizing
Economic Sea - 6/10 i'm stealing your money
Tactical War Tuna - 7/10 where did they get weaponry? and also can i turn them into sushi cuz if so sign me up
Frozen Tuna Front - 8/10 reheat, sushi, sign, me, up
Cave Fillet - 9/10 seafood? in a cave? delectable

Prickly Field - 2/10 ouchies
Bamboo Coast - 7/10 bamboo is pretty cool idk how to explain it
Serial Killer Jungle - 0/10 mane get me outta here
Disgusting Swamp - 3/10 pretty smelly but just get the wiki users to leave and it becomes better
Dumpy Cave - 7/10 sounds kinda like dumpling 
Stardust Street - 8/10 another peak music listening experience i think
Mushroom Cliff - 7/10 if i accidentally fall i might bounce of the mushrooms so that's neat
Frontier Spirit - 8/10 something something atla

if you want to be pinged for this dumb series lmk i guess