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Post by Basic Chuchu on Oct 4, 2024 21:39:44 GMT
You have no mouth I wish to cry You have no eyes I wish to eat There is a 50/50 chance that whatever you will eat will give you painful diarrhea at 2 am the next day no matter what. I wish to eat 2957 earthworms every day. |
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EggyCat 
The EggyCat-Bingus from fandom but not longer a bingus. Still loving C-3PO btw :3
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Post by EggyCat on Oct 4, 2024 22:22:17 GMT
Granted, YouTube loses its main source of income and now begs for donations constantly. I wish I knew how to pronounce Worcestershire. Granted, but now you've forgotten how to pronounce half of the words in the English dictionary. You still know what they mean when written, but have no idea how to say them. I wish for Ursa Major to be (Floating) in the enemy guide again. Granted but Kasil the bane doesn't exist I wish i could touch grass |
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Post by Paperier on Oct 5, 2024 0:00:55 GMT
Granted, but now you've forgotten how to pronounce half of the words in the English dictionary. You still know what they mean when written, but have no idea how to say them. I wish for Ursa Major to be (Floating) in the enemy guide again. Granted but Kasil the bane doesn't exist I wish i could touch grass but you no longer have hands I wish to fly |
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Post by battlecats12344 on Oct 5, 2024 0:34:35 GMT
Granted but Kasil the bane doesn't exist I wish i could touch grass but you no longer have hands I wish to fly you have no arms legs or head
i wish skibidi toilet was real
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EggyCat
The EggyCat-Bingus from fandom but not longer a bingus. Still loving C-3PO btw :3
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Post by EggyCat on Oct 5, 2024 0:54:05 GMT
but you no longer have hands I wish to fly you have no arms legs or head
i wish skibidi toilet was real
But you're a 5 year old kid forever. I wish to eat horse meat (in my country this is legal) |
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Post by Basic Chuchu on Oct 5, 2024 1:13:14 GMT
you have no arms legs or head
i wish skibidi toilet was real
But you're a 5 year old kid forever. I wish to eat horse meat (in my country this is legal) But your craving for horse meat will never be satisfied. You will always be so hungry that you could eat a horse. I wish to be able to re-live moments where I've felt the happiest whenever I wanted to. |
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Post by epiccybop1234 on Oct 5, 2024 1:47:07 GMT
But you're a 5 year old kid forever. I wish to eat horse meat (in my country this is legal) But your craving for horse meat will never be satisfied. You will always be so hungry that you could eat a horse. I wish to be able to re-live moments where I've felt the happiest whenever I wanted to. but right after you re-live those moments you also have to re-live the most embarrasing moments of your life i wish to become a fish |
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Post by battlecats12344 on Oct 5, 2024 2:15:50 GMT
But your craving for horse meat will never be satisfied. You will always be so hungry that you could eat a horse. I wish to be able to re-live moments where I've felt the happiest whenever I wanted to. but right after you re-live those moments you also have to re-live the most embarrasing moments of your life i wish to become a fish fishing rod
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sike56490 
guys how funny would it be if i got both the chicken and the beef
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Post by sike56490 on Oct 5, 2024 6:36:35 GMT
but right after you re-live those moments you also have to re-live the most embarrasing moments of your life i wish to become a fish fishing rod
dude you are meant to make a wish i wish the fishing rod would break when used, but repair as soon as you stop using it. |
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PirateStack2693
Be sure to check URLs before clicking them, you could get a virus.
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Post by PirateStack2693 on Oct 5, 2024 21:59:30 GMT
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EggyCat
The EggyCat-Bingus from fandom but not longer a bingus. Still loving C-3PO btw :3
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Post by EggyCat on Oct 5, 2024 22:02:26 GMT
dude you are meant to make a wish i wish the fishing rod would break when used, but repair as soon as you stop using it. But then the fishing rod get stolen. I wish Apple can make the Iphones and Ipads better, |
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Post by epiccybop1234 on Oct 5, 2024 22:20:13 GMT
dude you are meant to make a wish i wish the fishing rod would break when used, but repair as soon as you stop using it. But then the fishing rod get stolen. I wish Apple can make the Iphones and Ipads better, iphones and ipad are better because they cost as much as a house now i wish for sogcat |
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PirateStack2693
Be sure to check URLs before clicking them, you could get a virus.
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Post by PirateStack2693 on Oct 5, 2024 22:24:18 GMT
I don't think we're doing this right. I think what is supposed to be done is something like "I wish for a new car" "Granted, your father dies and you inherit hs car" rather than "I wish for a new car" "but it gets stolen"
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Post by deezcheese on Oct 5, 2024 22:33:24 GMT
But then the fishing rod get stolen. I wish Apple can make the Iphones and Ipads better, iphones and ipad are better because they cost as much as a house now i wish for sogcat But sog isn’t soggy i wish for spinning fish  |
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Post by deezcheese on Oct 5, 2024 22:34:42 GMT
I don't think we're doing this right. I think what is supposed to be done is something like "I wish for a new car" "Granted, your father dies and you inherit hs car" rather than "I wish for a new car" "but it gets stolen" Check the og post, we’re doing it correctly |
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Post by epiccybop1234 on Oct 5, 2024 22:38:17 GMT
iphones and ipad are better because they cost as much as a house now i wish for sogcat But sog isn’t soggy i wish for spinning fish spinning fish appears but he isnt actually spinning because its an optical illusion :( i wish for there to be a button, and every time you press it, labyrinth will be 1 minute closer |
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sike56490
guys how funny would it be if i got both the chicken and the beef
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Post by sike56490 on Oct 5, 2024 22:51:56 GMT
But sog isn’t soggy i wish for spinning fish spinning fish appears but he isnt actually spinning because its an optical illusion :( i wish for there to be a button, and every time you press it, labyrinth will be 1 minute closer but you have to use your good units first i wish that r.ost wasnt hell to deal with |
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Post by epiccybop1234 on Oct 5, 2024 22:54:29 GMT
spinning fish appears but he isnt actually spinning because its an optical illusion :( i wish for there to be a button, and every time you press it, labyrinth will be 1 minute closer but you have to use your good units first i wish that r.ost wasnt hell to deal with he isnt hell to deal with because now every unit is designed to counter r.ost and every other enemy becomes hell i wish for tax evasion to become legal |
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sike56490
guys how funny would it be if i got both the chicken and the beef
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Post by sike56490 on Oct 5, 2024 23:22:08 GMT
but you have to use your good units first i wish that r.ost wasnt hell to deal with he isnt hell to deal with because now every unit is designed to counter r.ost and every other enemy becomes hell i wish for tax evasion to become legal the ul 3 star magnification simulator (510% r.ost) but when someone evades taxes 0.05% of the earth's water gets removed from existence i wish that when i stand still i get immortality |
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Post by Basic Chuchu on Oct 6, 2024 0:10:19 GMT
he isnt hell to deal with because now every unit is designed to counter r.ost and every other enemy becomes hell i wish for tax evasion to become legal the ul 3 star magnification simulator (510% r.ost) but when someone evades taxes 0.05% of the earth's water gets removed from existence i wish that when i stand still i get immortality This wish can be "corrupted" just by saying that immortality is the worst superpower because you have to watch everyone you care for die no matter what. You will always outlast them with no way to end your misery. I wish that eating a whole box of kleenex tissues wouldn't make me throw up. |
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sike56490
guys how funny would it be if i got both the chicken and the beef
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Post by sike56490 on Oct 6, 2024 0:20:30 GMT
the ul 3 star magnification simulator (510% r.ost) but when someone evades taxes 0.05% of the earth's water gets removed from existence i wish that when i stand still i get immortality This wish can be "corrupted" just by saying that immortality is the worst superpower because you have to watch everyone you care for die no matter what. You will always outlast them with no way to end your misery. I wish that eating a whole box of kleenex tissues wouldn't make me throw up. i can just end the immortality by just walking or sitting every time you eat a box of kleenex tissues, there is a 5% chance that you get sent back in time before you eat the box, but something is wrong, it isn't too big to notice, but you somehow still notice it. i wish to have a skill to turn off anything electronic |
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PirateStack2693
Be sure to check URLs before clicking them, you could get a virus.
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Post by PirateStack2693 on Oct 6, 2024 0:28:23 GMT
This wish can be "corrupted" just by saying that immortality is the worst superpower because you have to watch everyone you care for die no matter what. You will always outlast them with no way to end your misery. I wish that eating a whole box of kleenex tissues wouldn't make me throw up. i can just end the immortality by just walking or sitting every time you eat a box of kleenex tissues, there is a 5% chance that you get sent back in time before you eat the box, but something is wrong, it isn't too big to notice, but you somehow still notice it. i wish to have a skill to turn off anything electronic Granted, you can’t control when or where it happens. I wish I had a corndog. |
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EggyCat
The EggyCat-Bingus from fandom but not longer a bingus. Still loving C-3PO btw :3
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Post by EggyCat on Oct 6, 2024 0:43:45 GMT
i can just end the immortality by just walking or sitting every time you eat a box of kleenex tissues, there is a 5% chance that you get sent back in time before you eat the box, but something is wrong, it isn't too big to notice, but you somehow still notice it. i wish to have a skill to turn off anything electronic Granted, you can’t control when or where it happens. I wish I had a corndog. Now you have it but you get crashed by a plane. I wish the next year is not gonna to be bad. |
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Post by Basic Chuchu on Oct 6, 2024 0:46:37 GMT
Granted, you can’t control when or where it happens. I wish I had a corndog. Now you have it but you get crashed by a plane. I wish the next year is not gonna to be bad. 2025 will be great for you, but 2026 will be the worst year of your life. I wish the cops wouldn't get mad at me for eating trash out of the dumpsters behind Denny's. |
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sike56490
guys how funny would it be if i got both the chicken and the beef
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Post by sike56490 on Oct 6, 2024 0:49:08 GMT
Now you have it but you get crashed by a plane. I wish the next year is not gonna to be bad. 2025 will be great for you, but 2026 will be the worst year of your life. I wish the cops wouldn't get mad at me for eating trash out of the dumpsters behind Denny's. this is getting a bit too specific the trash is filled with explosives. no questions asked i wish that i can obliterate any fly that is in my household |
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Post by epiccybop1234 on Oct 6, 2024 1:16:35 GMT
2025 will be great for you, but 2026 will be the worst year of your life. I wish the cops wouldn't get mad at me for eating trash out of the dumpsters behind Denny's. this is getting a bit too specific the trash is filled with explosives. no questions asked i wish that i can obliterate any fly that is in my household every time you obliterate a fly two more appear i wish that i wont have to die from an exact replica of sisyphus's rock rolling onto me in 6:26 am tomorrow morning because a crocodile in florida got mad at me for turning in my math homework 2 seconds late |
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Post by Basic Chuchu on Oct 6, 2024 1:20:33 GMT
this is getting a bit too specific the trash is filled with explosives. no questions asked i wish that i can obliterate any fly that is in my household every time you obliterate a fly two more appear i wish that i wont have to die from an exact replica of sisyphus's rock rolling onto me in 6:26 am tomorrow morning because a crocodile in florida got mad at me for turning in my math homework 2 seconds late I wish I had another Blahaj. |
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sike56490
guys how funny would it be if i got both the chicken and the beef
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Post by sike56490 on Oct 6, 2024 1:34:13 GMT
every time you obliterate a fly two more appear i wish that i wont have to die from an exact replica of sisyphus's rock rolling onto me in 6:26 am tomorrow morning because a crocodile in florida got mad at me for turning in my math homework 2 seconds late I wish I had another Blahaj. on exactly the 7th day of every month, 6:28 PM sharp, the blahaj will sign up on a secret mission to destroy any trace of your existence, if the blahaj spots you, it will send you to a void filled with sand, just sand. if you somehow get out of there, the blahaj will appear behind you, then start speaking every cipher known to mankind. your mind will be filled with the sacred knowledge of the universe and your brain cannot comprehend the incoming information, and your brain will explode. i wish that 7 australian spiders didnt jump me every monday, 6:01 am, stealing 500$ from me then leaving with no trace of them ever jumping me |
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Post by Basic Chuchu on Oct 6, 2024 1:51:27 GMT
The crash was 12 years ago. You have to let me go, Cybop. It wasn't your fault.(Granted, but the corocdile in Florida will tear off your right pinky toe instead of being crushed by the rock.)I wish I had another Blahaj. on exactly the 7th day of every month, 6:28 PM sharp, the blahaj will sign up on a secret mission to destroy any trace of your existence, if the blahaj spots you, it will send you to a void filled with sand, just sand. if you somehow get out of there, the blahaj will appear behind you, then start speaking every cipher known to mankind. your mind will be filled with the sacred knowledge of the universe and your brain cannot comprehend the incoming information, and your brain will explode. i wish that 7 australian spiders didnt jump me every monday, 6:01 am, stealing 500$ from me then leaving with no trace of them ever jumping me Granted, the spiders don't jump you. Rather, they're slow-cooked whole and you're forced to eat all of them. I wish for a pet chameleon. (Let's try to bring this back on the rails, it got a bit too unhinged.) |
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sike56490
guys how funny would it be if i got both the chicken and the beef
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Post by sike56490 on Oct 6, 2024 1:54:03 GMT
on exactly the 7th day of every month, 6:28 PM sharp, the blahaj will sign up on a secret mission to destroy any trace of your existence, if the blahaj spots you, it will send you to a void filled with sand, just sand. if you somehow get out of there, the blahaj will appear behind you, then start speaking every cipher known to mankind. your mind will be filled with the sacred knowledge of the universe and your brain cannot comprehend the incoming information, and your brain will explode. i wish that 7 australian spiders didnt jump me every monday, 6:01 am, stealing 500$ from me then leaving with no trace of them ever jumping me Granted, the spiders don't jump you. Rather, they're slow-cooked whole and you're forced to eat all of them. I wish for a pet chameleon. (Let's try to bring this back on the rails, it got a bit too unhinged.)the chameleon is modified and when looked at, will turn fully invisible, like it just doesnt blend into the environment, it just turns invisible. i wish to speak every modern language |
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