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Post by Basic Chuchu on Oct 6, 2024 1:56:11 GMT
Granted, the spiders don't jump you. Rather, they're slow-cooked whole and you're forced to eat all of them. I wish for a pet chameleon. (Let's try to bring this back on the rails, it got a bit too unhinged.)the chameleon is modified and when looked at, will turn fully invisible, like it just doesnt blend into the environment, it just turns invisible. i wish to speak every modern language Granted, but your vocabulary is limited to that of a 10-year-old of that place where the language is used. I wish to be able to explore the deep ocean.
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sike56490
guys how funny would it be if i got both the chicken and the beef
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Post by sike56490 on Oct 6, 2024 2:14:25 GMT
the chameleon is modified and when looked at, will turn fully invisible, like it just doesnt blend into the environment, it just turns invisible. i wish to speak every modern language Granted, but your vocabulary is limited to that of a 10-year-old of that place where the language is used. I wish to be able to explore the deep ocean. you can only go to the deep ocean for helping scientists, any other reason will cause you to implode i wish that i am immune to starvation, dehydration and disease
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Post by Manic Titan on Oct 6, 2024 11:22:17 GMT
Granted, but your vocabulary is limited to that of a 10-year-old of that place where the language is used. I wish to be able to explore the deep ocean. you can only go to the deep ocean for helping scientists, any other reason will cause you to implode i wish that i am immune to starvation, dehydration and disease Scientists will try to capture you to study your immunity I wish I could replay any game for the first time again
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sike56490
guys how funny would it be if i got both the chicken and the beef
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Post by sike56490 on Oct 6, 2024 11:36:16 GMT
you can only go to the deep ocean for helping scientists, any other reason will cause you to implode i wish that i am immune to starvation, dehydration and disease Scientists will try to capture you to study your immunity I wish I could replay any game for the first time again you are insanely bad at the game and if loot drops are involved, then your luck will be horrendous i wish that i can make any type of water into cold water
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Post by epiccybop1234 on Oct 6, 2024 13:08:03 GMT
Scientists will try to capture you to study your immunity I wish I could replay any game for the first time again you are insanely bad at the game and if loot drops are involved, then your luck will be horrendous i wish that i can make any type of water into cold water you will have no control over how cold you can make the water and the waters temperature will be equivalent to absolute zero i wish to visit japan
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Post by epiccybop1234 on Oct 6, 2024 13:15:56 GMT
the chameleon is modified and when looked at, will turn fully invisible, like it just doesnt blend into the environment, it just turns invisible. i wish to speak every modern language Granted, but your vocabulary is limited to that of a 10-year-old of that place where the language is used. I wish to be able to explore the deep ocean. Off-topic but SOAP CAT IN SIGNATURE THATS SO SIGMA!!! :D 😎😎😎
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Post by Thunderagoober on Oct 6, 2024 16:42:18 GMT
Granted, you now die in like a month because that's just what bees do I wish I could live forever, except for a snail which is always chasing me, and if it were to touch me, I die you're tied to a chair locked in a room with the snail i wish to uhhhh my head and tummy hurts i wish to stop feeling this pain
but everything else hurts I wish the Battle cats Fandom gets deleted
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Post by Basic Chuchu on Oct 6, 2024 18:38:01 GMT
you're tied to a chair locked in a room with the snail i wish to uhhhh my head and tummy hurts i wish to stop feeling this pain
but everything else hurts I wish the Battle cats Fandom gets deleted Granted, I won't even corrupt it. I wish I could eat a burrito bowl
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Post by BaniTheBunny on Oct 6, 2024 18:50:26 GMT
but everything else hurts I wish the Battle cats Fandom gets deleted Granted, I won't even corrupt it. I wish I could eat a burrito bowl You gonna have a great time in the bathroom after eating it I wish to have motivation
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EggyCat
The EggyCat-Bingus from fandom but not longer a bingus. Still loving C-3PO btw :3
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Post by EggyCat on Oct 6, 2024 19:10:55 GMT
Granted, I won't even corrupt it. I wish I could eat a burrito bowl You gonna have a great time in the bathroom after eating it I wish to have motivation You have motivation but no creativity. I wish Lego sets are not expensive
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sike56490
guys how funny would it be if i got both the chicken and the beef
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Post by sike56490 on Oct 6, 2024 21:49:01 GMT
You gonna have a great time in the bathroom after eating it I wish to have motivation You have motivation but no creativity. I wish Lego sets are not expensive granted, you step on every lego if you dont put them away i wish for exactly 7403.2 kilograms of rock. do not ask
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Post by epiccybop1234 on Oct 6, 2024 22:21:12 GMT
You have motivation but no creativity. I wish Lego sets are not expensive granted, you step on every lego if you dont put them away i wish for exactly 7403.2 kilograms of rock. do not ask granted, but when you touched the rock, 0.001 kilogram immediately dissolved so now you only have 7403.199 kg of rock :( i wish for a tree that is exactly 45.3 feet tall
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sike56490
guys how funny would it be if i got both the chicken and the beef
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Post by sike56490 on Oct 6, 2024 22:30:27 GMT
granted, you step on every lego if you dont put them away i wish for exactly 7403.2 kilograms of rock. do not ask granted, but when you touched the rock, 0.001 kilogram immediately dissolved so now you only have 7403.199 kg of rock :( i wish for a tree that is exactly 45.3 feet tall the tree will have 8402 explosive bullets lodged in it!1!1! i wish for 8.432 solar masses of crystal
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Post by epiccybop1234 on Oct 6, 2024 23:28:30 GMT
granted, but when you touched the rock, 0.001 kilogram immediately dissolved so now you only have 7403.199 kg of rock :( i wish for a tree that is exactly 45.3 feet tall the tree will have 8402 explosive bullets lodged in it!1!1! i wish for 8.432 solar masses of crystal the crystal is fake and is actually just made of plastic i wish for an aquarium tank with a mola fish in it
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Post by deezcheese on Oct 7, 2024 0:06:01 GMT
the tree will have 8402 explosive bullets lodged in it!1!1! i wish for 8.432 solar masses of crystal the crystal is fake and is actually just made of plastic i wish for an aquarium tank with a mola fish in it But the predator of the Mola Fish is in the same tank i wish some people weren’t so ignorant
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Post by epiccybop1234 on Oct 7, 2024 0:30:09 GMT
the crystal is fake and is actually just made of plastic i wish for an aquarium tank with a mola fish in it But the predator of the Mola Fish is in the same tank i wish some people weren’t so ignorant nobody is ignorant anymore because a disastrous virus (the “brainrot” virus ) breaks out and now nobody cares about anything except for skibidi toilet :( i wish the sky was red
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sike56490
guys how funny would it be if i got both the chicken and the beef
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Post by sike56490 on Oct 7, 2024 0:32:36 GMT
But the predator of the Mola Fish is in the same tank i wish some people weren’t so ignorant nobody is ignorant anymore because a disastrous virus (the “brainrot” virus ) breaks out and now nobody cares about anything except for skibidi toilet :( i wish the sky was red blood rain, the boiled one comes into reality i wish for a supercomputer that can find where the cia hides the bodies
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Post by epiccybop1234 on Oct 7, 2024 0:34:40 GMT
nobody is ignorant anymore because a disastrous virus (the “brainrot” virus ) breaks out and now nobody cares about anything except for skibidi toilet :( i wish the sky was red blood rain, the boiled one comes into reality i wish for a supercomputer that can find where the cia hides the bodies the supercomputer was stolen from the cia and now they think you stole it i wish for a water bottle that never runs out of water
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sike56490
guys how funny would it be if i got both the chicken and the beef
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Post by sike56490 on Oct 7, 2024 0:49:01 GMT
blood rain, the boiled one comes into reality i wish for a supercomputer that can find where the cia hides the bodies the supercomputer was stolen from the cia and now they think you stole it i wish for a water bottle that never runs out of water its boiling hot water i wish that killing is legal
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flint40
why do we cook bacon but bake cookies? 🤔🤔🤔
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Post by flint40 on Oct 7, 2024 1:23:28 GMT
the supercomputer was stolen from the cia and now they think you stole it i wish for a water bottle that never runs out of water its boiling hot water i wish that killing is legal The terminator is now after you. I wish people would play Terraria.
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EggyCat
The EggyCat-Bingus from fandom but not longer a bingus. Still loving C-3PO btw :3
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Post by EggyCat on Oct 7, 2024 1:28:31 GMT
its boiling hot water i wish that killing is legal The terminator is now after you. I wish people would play Terraria.
Now people play Terraria but the game doesn't have more updates anymore. I wish people would read books.
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sike56490
guys how funny would it be if i got both the chicken and the beef
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Post by sike56490 on Oct 7, 2024 1:53:21 GMT
The terminator is now after you. I wish people would play Terraria.
Now people play Terraria but the game doesn't have more updates anymore. I wish people would read books. every book read there is a 1/82944 chance that someones kidney fails i wish that people could go more than 5 minutes outside
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SneeryBasket508
You took them away from me. You hurt them. Now I’m going to hurt you.
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Post by SneeryBasket508 on Oct 7, 2024 2:38:11 GMT
Now people play Terraria but the game doesn't have more updates anymore. I wish people would read books. every book read there is a 1/82944 chance that someones kidney fails i wish that people could go more than 5 minutes outside They go out for five minutes and one second I wish I could die right now (just testing what people would say to that)
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sike56490
guys how funny would it be if i got both the chicken and the beef
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Post by sike56490 on Oct 7, 2024 2:49:40 GMT
every book read there is a 1/82944 chance that someones kidney fails i wish that people could go more than 5 minutes outside They go out for five minutes and one second I wish I could die right now (just testing what people would say to that) you are in an infinite death loop. once you die, you wake up at 7 am, and nothing is wrong. now skip to 11 am. you are going to die from basically anything, whether it be heart attack, stabbed to death, or torture. now to increase the severity of the death loop, the pain is heavily increased. after you die, you wake up at 7 am again, but something is wrong in the room you wake up in. it could be something small, for example, the lights do not work. it could also be something big, like your floor is gone or you wake up during a full moon. these effects carry on every death. i wish for a 15 ton cube of subcritical uranium-u235
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Post by Paperier on Oct 7, 2024 3:12:28 GMT
They go out for five minutes and one second I wish I could die right now (just testing what people would say to that) you are in an infinite death loop. once you die, you wake up at 7 am, and nothing is wrong. now skip to 11 am. you are going to die from basically anything, whether it be heart attack, stabbed to death, or torture. now to increase the severity of the death loop, the pain is heavily increased. after you die, you wake up at 7 am again, but something is wrong in the room you wake up in. it could be something small, for example, the lights do not work. it could also be something big, like your floor is gone or you wake up during a full moon. these effects carry on every death. i wish for a 15 ton cube of subcritical uranium-u235 but you get too much exposure to it and you and everyone in a 13 mile range either dies or get severely poisoned due to the radiation I wish to be able to summon any TV remote for the TV I'm trying to turn on to me at anytime anywhere like Mjölnir
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SneeryBasket508
You took them away from me. You hurt them. Now I’m going to hurt you.
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Post by SneeryBasket508 on Oct 7, 2024 3:15:47 GMT
you are in an infinite death loop. once you die, you wake up at 7 am, and nothing is wrong. now skip to 11 am. you are going to die from basically anything, whether it be heart attack, stabbed to death, or torture. now to increase the severity of the death loop, the pain is heavily increased. after you die, you wake up at 7 am again, but something is wrong in the room you wake up in. it could be something small, for example, the lights do not work. it could also be something big, like your floor is gone or you wake up during a full moon. these effects carry on every death. i wish for a 15 ton cube of subcritical uranium-u235 but you get too much exposure to it and you and everyone in a 13 mile range either dies or get severely poisoned due to the radiation I wish to be able to summon any TV remote for the TV I'm trying to turn on to me at anytime anywhere like Mjölnir You misfire. A lot. I wish I could fish up a golden trout once
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sike56490
guys how funny would it be if i got both the chicken and the beef
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Post by sike56490 on Oct 7, 2024 3:26:31 GMT
but you get too much exposure to it and you and everyone in a 13 mile range either dies or get severely poisoned due to the radiation I wish to be able to summon any TV remote for the TV I'm trying to turn on to me at anytime anywhere like Mjölnir You misfire. A lot. I wish I could fish up a golden trout once the golden trout will slowly but surely hijack your brain and walk you to a pit of acid i wish for a computer that can survive the 55.4 yottabyte zip bomb
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Post by Paperier on Oct 7, 2024 3:27:46 GMT
You misfire. A lot. I wish I could fish up a golden trout once the golden trout will slowly but surely hijack your brain and walk you to a pit of acid i wish for a computer that can survive the 55.4 yottabyte zip bomb It's Chrome OS I wish to finally be able to concentrate
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Post by deezcheese on Oct 7, 2024 3:35:28 GMT
the golden trout will slowly but surely hijack your brain and walk you to a pit of acid i wish for a computer that can survive the 55.4 yottabyte zip bomb It's Chrome OS I wish to finally be able to concentrate But the thing you are concentrating on instantly explodes without explanation I wish I was able to win any and every lottery ticket
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sike56490
guys how funny would it be if i got both the chicken and the beef
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Post by sike56490 on Oct 7, 2024 3:50:15 GMT
It's Chrome OS I wish to finally be able to concentrate But the thing you are concentrating on instantly explodes without explanation I wish I was able to win any and every lottery ticket the ticket winner is exactly 10$ when you spent 11$ on it i wish for the landmines in my floorboards to go away!!!!1111
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